Do's:

Plant Marigolds, they really do help.  Marigolds smell like crap, we can all agree on that but have you ever tried tasting the stem or root?  Whatever you do, don't try this, you'll end up trying to rid your mouth of this horrid taste and there isn't anything on this planet that will help you.  You'll have to live with it and you can plan on dealing with this awful taste in your mouth for at least 4 months!  You'll also become extremely ill, like someone we won't mention.  Stay clear from sampling, enjoy their beauty and plant them all along your borders and home.  They'll make a difference with the gophers and also with the bugs.  Yes, even the bugs!  You can use tall, giant and even small Marigolds.  Mix them up and when they die, take off the dead petals and replant, you've just doubled, if not quadrupled your investment.

Don't's - Do Not do any of the following.  Besides being dangerous, you'll have to explain it to someone like the police or hospital when it goes wrong:

Don't use gas to "burn" them out.  If you do, you deserve to go to jail.

 

Don't use ANYTHING flammable or toxic in these tunnels.  

 

Don't mix poisons and baits, if you're going to use this method, contact a licensed applicator.

Don't use a garden hose to flood them out, it won't work.

 

Don't let your pets harass or try to kill them.  Your dog will dig up your yard, the cat will get attacked.

 

Don't ever try to hold a gopher, they will bite you, we have the scars to prove it!

Don't allow your kids to play in the yard when you have gophers.

 

If your school or park has gophers demand that they take care of the problem.

 

DON'T ride your horse in a field that has gophers in it!

Don't confuse a real gopher with the gopher on Caddyshack!

 

Don't bother pouring concrete into gopher holes, it doesn't work...ever!

 

Don't try to remove a gopher and relocate it unless you are licensed to do so, they are a protected species.

 

 

Never touch our traps, they're protected under Federal Law.

 

 

 

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